Well, At Least You're Honest

Almost? ALMOST? Let's run through the list, shall we?

- Secretly takes photos of him: check.
- Doesn't want to be seen taking said photos: check.
- Uses the phrase "I want your babies!": check.

I think that's pretty much a qualifying trifecta. Pretty good odds that she's since photoshopped herself into all the pictures she took and possibly collected hair samples from the seat he was using.

Once again, how is this better than just starting a conversation?