26 August, 2010

It... Stings The Nostrils

One can only assume there is a very specific set of fetishes all converging at once for this person. Some kind of punk/rhinotillexomania/voyeurism combination. The online community for that is small but dedicated.

Can't Train All The Time

I've been racking my brains over this and I can't see any way for it to be a metaphor. Steve is actually talking to a crow, right? What could possibly make you want to ask out a crow?

Yeah, fair enough.

10 August, 2010

Don't Call It A Comeback

It'd have to be a Pokemon one to pull me out of retirement, wouldn't it? Now I'm not that old, but I'm old enough to remember when people would quote The Simpsons episode where Lisa gets Ralph a card that said "I choo-choo-choose you" instead of friggin' Pokemon. In other words, get off my damn lawn.

I do like the honest ones. You're hot, in a creepy way - pretty much sums up Here's Looking At You, don't it?

Now look, I know I was gone for over a year, and I'm not gonna pretend that everything's gonna be regular posting from now on, because let's face it, it's a blog, and we've all done the whole "whoops, haven't gotten around to posting"/"whoops, haven't updated in ages"/"whoops, got abducted for a year" thing. What I can promise is that I will continue to post like the negligent father I have always been - one day I'll blog about going for a pack of cigarettes and never come back.