09 July, 2009

Nickelodeon Probably Has A Show About A Moose Married To A Cat

Hmm. I can understand that you might want to stand out with an original romantic sentiment from time to time, but offering to marry someone's pet is just a little out there, don't you think?

Firstly, it makes the dancing leggy brunette seem like she's the second choice. And when you're the second choice of someone who wants a wife that demands food at all hours and deposits her waste in a box full of sand, are you really going to call them back? Did you think about that, the moose?

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