In Russia, Commuter Stalks You!

Given how much you use the word "da," I can assume one of three things.
1. You're Russian.
2. You're 50 Cent.
3. You're actually 50 Cent's Russian equivalent, Pyat'desyat Rubles (Pублевок 50).

Miss H, the only thing I know about you is that you can do better.