14 August, 2008

I Assume They're All Busy Having Pillow Fights










What I love about this is how specific she is. I'm betting she's had to turn a few offers down at some point.

Girl: "Hey, you're pretty cute..."

Sarah: "Hang on, how old are you?"

Girl: "23."

Sarah: "Fuck off."

Girl: "Excuse me?"

Sarah: "Listen, as far as I'm concerned, lesbians are like apartments. I'm not moving in unless it has new carpet."

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