What I love about this is how specific she is. I'm betting she's had to turn a few offers down at some point.
Girl: "Hey, you're pretty cute..."
Sarah: "Hang on, how old are you?"
Girl: "23."
Sarah: "Fuck off."
Girl: "Excuse me?"
Sarah: "Listen, as far as I'm concerned, lesbians are like apartments. I'm not moving in unless it has new carpet."
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