Tet's Offensive

In·do·chi·na – noun
a peninsula in SE Asia, between the Bay of Bengal and the South China Sea, comprising Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, Thailand, W Malaysia, and Burma (Myanmar).

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People From Coburg Think They're Better Than You

Dear lonely commuters,

Have a free punch in the face.

Sincerely,
Blue eyes, Coburg.

Shine On You Crazy Diamond

Maybe if you don't want to date a guy with long hair and a beard who listens to Pink Floyd you shouldn't be writing HLAY letters to him. And you should probably move away from Dandenong.