Well, At Least You're Honest

Almost? ALMOST? Let's run through the list, shall we?

- Secretly takes photos of him: check.
- Doesn't want to be seen taking said photos: check.
- Uses the phrase "I want your babies!": check.

I think that's pretty much a qualifying trifecta. Pretty good odds that she's since photoshopped herself into all the pictures she took and possibly collected hair samples from the seat he was using.

Once again, how is this better than just starting a conversation?

Nickelodeon Probably Has A Show About A Moose Married To A Cat

Hmm. I can understand that you might want to stand out with an original romantic sentiment from time to time, but offering to marry someone's pet is just a little out there, don't you think?

Firstly, it makes the dancing leggy brunette seem like she's the second choice. And when you're the second choice of someone who wants a wife that demands food at all hours and deposits her waste in a box full of sand, are you really going to call them back? Did you think about that, the moose?