Oh, That's Why The Yellow Line Is There

You have to wonder what the ensuing relationship will be like when attempted murder is the starting point.

"Honey, you remember how we met? That day you tried to kill me?"

"Of course sweetheart, how could I forget? Now drink your tea."

"Hey, why does this smell like bitter almonds?"

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At the behest of at least one fan and because it's what the kids are into these days, Here's Leering At You is now available on Twitter!

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Meyer Culpa

Firstly, damn you for making me look up who Jacob from Twilight is. Secondly, if you need to become infatuated with literary characters, there are so many better choices. How come nobody writes love letters to Yossarian? Or Queequeg? Hell, I used to work with Tom Bombadil and the poor guy could never get a date.

Also, Jacob dies in the fifth book. Take that, Twilight fans.